After years of constant rumours, the news has finally dropped… Now we know who the actor is to play the next James Bond.
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The likes of Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Tom Holland, Harris Dickinson, Scott Rose-Marsh and Callum Turner There were rumors of competition for the next superspy, and recent reports indicated that the 28-year-old Australian actor. Jacob Elord was the current favorite to play 007.
Now, Euronews Culture can officially put an end to all speculation by revealing that the identity of the new James Bond is … Irish actress and singer Jessie Buckley.
You read that right: James Bond will be played by a woman for the first time, after Lashana Lynch briefly took on the role of 007 in Daniel Craig’s Bond swansong, 2021’s. No Time to Die.
Buckley rose to fame after her role as Rose-Lynn Harlan in Tom Harper’s Rose rose (2018). The 36-year-old followed the shocking transformation I’m Thinking About Ending Things, The Lost Daughter, Men and The bride!before you take it home Oscar for Best Actor this year for her performance in Chloe Zhao’s Hamnet.
Thus, he became the first Oscar-winning actor to become a Bond artist.
Some news was also revealed, with Tom Hiddleston playing the first Bond boy – named Fitty McCrotch – and the new M should be portrayed by Gillian Anderson. Both choices are clearly inspired.
An Amazon spokesperson told Euronews Culture: “We’re breaking away from the previous sentiments held by franchise head Barbara Broccoli, who said Bond should only be played by a man. We’re delighted to have Jessie Buckley on board. Plus, her initials are also ‘JB’, which is exciting. Plus, her singing background makes her a great choice for a musical,’ combine.”
Regarding the type of music that can make it into this bold new direction for Bond 26, our source revealed: “Especially the people – Buckley’s style is completely successful in ‘Wild Rose’, which we recommend watching before buying a ticket to see the new James Bond film.”
When asked what caused the sexism, the spokesperson replied: “It’s time to shake things up, because most audiences would rather drink wasps (shaken and stirred) than see another Bond cake.”
They continued: “Daniel Craig was an inspired casting choice, and he showed how a character can be developed and improved during his time playing his role. Very early in the casting process for Bond 26, we realized that trying to follow in his footsteps was a fool’s errand.
“And by discussion, we mean disillusioning the many misogynists whose narrow-mindedness and warped sense of masculinity will be attacked by this news of a fictional spy played by a woman,” they clarified.
When Euronews Culture asked what plans there were to not drive away potential audience members who might look at this decision to play and change the tone with fear, it was told: “We will not disappoint the original fans. They will enjoy this new adaptation of the world of espionage created by Ian Fleming.”
“As for the cynics, those who are ‘hot’ in our decision will be caught by sexism at the knees and accusations that destroy the mind but we still know in advance they are ‘awakened’, we hope that they will be too busy with ‘looking and they can ‘improve their quality of the sex market’ to make this announcement in the mind.”
The spokesperson concluded by adding: “Down through the manosphere, long live Buckley, and everyone wakes up to the absolute treasure of the screen that is Gillian Anderson … ANDERSON IN THE HOUUUUUSE!”
Well, well.
Bond 26 will be run by Denis Villeneuve and presence written by Peaky Blinders creator Steven Knight. It will be the first Bond film since then Amazon acquired full control of the franchisewith longtime producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson stepping down.
The untitled Bond 26 will begin shooting next year, and will be released in 2028. And for those of you who are hot right now, check the date of publication of this article and consider seeking professional help, since the Bond franchise should be lucky to have an amazing playlist. Happy April Fools.
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