By Robert Scucci | It has been published
I have never attended a high school reunion. The main reason is that I don’t live in one place, and if I’m going to spend my free time, I’m going to do something fun with my family or friends. Most importantly, and I think we’re all on the same page here, I know what everyone has been doing for the last 20 years because of social media. Group meetings are useless these days because I can find anyone’s biography, or at least the parts they share publicly, with a few keystrokes. It’s no longer hot gossip if it’s not exclusive news, so why bother?
Jack Black’s 2015 effort, The D trainon the other hand, it holds the 20th high school reunion in the same respect as Romy and Michele in the 90s. That movie made sense because the internet wasn’t in every house, and you could completely expose yourself, lie about who you are and what you’ve achieved, everyone thinks you invented Post-Its until you come out, and then the real culture of humiliation begins. I would show that in detail.

The D train tries to capture that power, but veers into increasingly dark territory as Jack Black’s Daniel Gregory runs into his worst midlife crisis yet. It’s a funny movie. Everyone does what they are supposed to do. It’s just that everything would have been very difficult if this film had appeared in 2005, because that’s where all the jokes live.
Not 2015 Fun, But 2005 Fun
To The D trainDaniel Gregory is the unofficial chairman of the Pittsburgh high school student committee. He sees himself as a strong man in this situation, but everyone under him knows that he is a joke. He writes lengthy journals, often signing off with nicknames he’s given himself, such as “The D Man,” “D Money,” and, as the title suggests, “The D Train.” Desperate to prove his worth, Daniel sets out to make sure his 20th birthday party is attended by as many people as possible.

While out for a ride one night, the teenager spots former classmate Oliver Lawless (James Marsden) in the Banana Boat commercial, and with his never-ending wisdom decides that having a celebrity in the business will attract a crowd. Daniel flies to Los Angeles using company equipment after lying to his boss, Bill Shurmur (Jeffrey Tambor), about closing a deal with Oliver. Bill is the kind of dysfunctional boss who “doesn’t use email,” so he’s incredibly desperate and puts all his trust in Daniel. Of course this will not come back later. Also, it’s 2015, and this whole setup is from 2005. It feels like 2013. The Internship. It’s funny, but it would have been much funnier 10 years earlier.
During his trip to LA, Daniel has sex with Oliver, who meets anyone. Not that Oliver is actually gay. He is simply immoral and takes what he can get, which happened to be Daniel, who was captivated.

Oliver returns to Pittsburgh with Daniel, and their bromance blossoms as they prepare for the reunion. Oliver does not understand Daniel’s love for him. Oliver is the kind of guy who excelled in high school, and I don’t mean that as a jab. Oliver know he excelled in high school. He lives in a luxurious apartment, sometimes doing business work, but often goes broke while putting on a brave face.
Daniel is that kind of guy I did not peak in high school. In fact, he hasn’t reached the top yet however. This is also not a mistake. Daniel has a well-paying job, a nice house, a wife (Kathryn Hahn) who loves him, and he’s doing his best with his teenage son Zach (Russell Posner). He just can’t appreciate any of it because he never left his hometown, which he feels is something to be ashamed of. That makes Oliver the coolest guy in her eyes, because he went out and tried to do things his own way. Whether Oliver succeeds or not is irrelevant. Daniel feels trapped, and now he’s dating the cool kid from school because he thinks that will give his life meaning.
Jack Black is the Trusted Jack Black on the D Train

The D train it’s a comedy that works well, but it feels like a “too little, too late” kind of movie. It’s clear that Jack Black enjoys screwing around with the property, but the property itself, even in 2015, feels like it’s from a different era. Passive admin stuff can work better in small doses, but a lot of the misconceptions about how email CCing works, and how networking works in general, are so overwhelming they don’t seem real. There is no guy who runs a successful company with many subordinates who does not know anything, even if he has no technical knowledge.
I don’t have a chance to meet in high school either. Grosse Pointe and Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion it was understandable because people fell at that time. The D train it feels like it’s trying to get into that mindset without realizing it’s missed the bus.

What is really unfortunate about me The D train that Jack Black is good. He’s Jack Black honestly, and that’s all he needs to be. He’s also more complicated than his usual screwball role because Daniel is dealing with very heavy emotions. She feels trapped in her life, unfulfilled in her marriage, has a confusing midlife sexual experience, and just wants to be someone people talk about. It’s a sad story at its best, and often at its wittiest.
What’s worse is that these funny people are trying to make funny things in a world that no longer exists. It didn’t exist when this movie came out, and anyone under the age of 30 watching it today probably won’t understand why a high school reunion is so important to some people.


The D train streaming on Netflix.
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